1: Okita will do anything to get what he wants.

2: Meaning kill anyone in his way.

3: Including me.

4: ...and has a hatred for ships.

5: The people from my world are still idiots.

6: Miranda still stutters like a disease.

7: Nature still hasn't been kind to Allen.

8: Marines is a fancy terminology for 'people with power hungry egos and sticks up their asses'

9: Yes that means you, Smoker.

10: Nope, Allen's still short.

11: And stupid.

12: Giving a woman a panda dog does not mean I have any interest in her sexually.

13: I hate dogs.

14: No matter how often you try to get sand out of your pants it will always find its way back in.

15: Okita has no good ideas.

16: No, crashing a ship into a reef is not a good idea.

17: I'll never have a desire to be captain.

18: Okita will try to kill me if I do.

19: Number 18 was indeed a mock of number 3. Okita's that fucking insane.

20: Whenever anyone says "let's go to a party on an island dressed as butlers" to just walk away and lock myself in a room.

21: I will not sleep with my sword at risk of Okita saying I'm 'sword playing with myself'

22: The day Komui comes to this island there will be a few dead people.

23: My desire for Komui to show up does not mean I will put on glasses and pretend to freak out people.

24: Sending emails to Allen about how he needs to Enhance his Performance is indeed hilarious when he clicks the link.

25: Even more funny if he believes it.

26: Short women are often the angriest.

27: And violent.

28: I will not tell Lady to shoot her mouth off somewhere else. It just ends with her pointing a gun at me.

29: Or kissing me.

30: Shark mating season apparently started the day we got the shark ship.

31: That was the escape helm.

32: I will not take Okita seriously when he says our ship is now pregnant.

33: Getting Lavi a "Stop, Hammertime" shirt is not in classy nature.

34: Nor getting Miranda a shirt that says "Cougar"

35: My name does NOT rhyme with Panda.

36: 'Do not push' button signs are not a challenge. They're a rule.

37: Same with 'Do not Touch'.

38: I will not send 'Wide Load' signs to Smoker.

39: I will not tell Rinali that her boyfriend will be neutered like a cat by Komui.

40: Even if it's true.

41: She still punches.

42: Hard.

If it wasn't broken, he broke it further.

If it wasn't going down in a sea of flames, he made sure it would try.

If we didn't crash, he brought us around and crashed us.

What am I?

The fucking BOAT WE WERE ON. THAT FUCKER. I'll kill him before this month is up. No amounts of mediation will change my mind or bring any rage down.

This place is fucking worse than home with those morons.

-The feed flickers on to a rather angry man using a bucket, all alone, to start scooping water out of the ship and toss it overboard.- WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING GOING DIRECTLY INTO THAT REEF, OKITA?!

DON'T FUCKING TAKE A NAP. HELP ME GET THE WATER OUT OF THE SHIP!

I SAID WAKE YOUR ASS UP!

-Bzzzt, feed cuts out.-

It fucking followed me.

This is why I don't give food to beggers.

Who wants this...

Going to one of the towns.

Don't touch my shit Okita.

Okita! Stop trying to fucking smother me in my sleep.

Crazy brat.

You! You weird little annoying kid who keeps painting your Vice Captain's ship. What exactly does this Shinsengumi promise? From the looks of it the...what, three of you on board are the worst excuse for Soldiers ever...Who the hell eats nothing but Mayo...

Despite that shit, looks a helluva lot better than the Marines and that boat that looks like it's going to rust over and drown. First thing is first...

Get fucking rid of the damn mayo shaped vessel.

Needless to say.

Fucking hate this place.

.....I fucking hate dodgeball.

-Angry yowling while ripping up paper from his journal, obviously in a VERY bad mood. Proceed with caution.-


[Another April Fool's victim here.]

Practicing seems to be going better. Had to beat Mugen's fucking lazy head in a couple times to get him to DO shit but other than that the team's shaping up as hoped.

Kind of amusing to see the Huffles so fucking scared of our team and their own captain.

[Private to Lady]

You, I request using the Prefect baths tonight. My muscles are sore.

Slytherin Quidditch team, we're having another practice drill today so get your lazy asses in fucking gear. It's fucking Hufflepuff but I will not allow us to lose any kind of tact over that fact.

To the girls who were there last practice. You're not welcomed back. I don't need my team having distractions or leering dumbasses.

To the girls who were watching the Slytherin team practice. You're not welcomed back. You're too loud and too distracting and frankly, I dislike the feeling of eyes glued on my team mates while they're trying to run through their fucking drills.

Sheesh.

To my fucking team-mates, too. Work more on not arguing with one another. I do not want to be in the middle of a game and have to hear bickering.

Third, who the FUCK has a nose biting tea cup in the common room? I'd love to give it back to you in your fucking face. -Has a bleeding nose now, thanks.-

We're training. We have games coming up and we're in serious need of working through our fucking tactic that doesn't involve team mates BEATING the hell out of one another.

So we're training and we're running through this shit because I will not have our team be made the laughing stock of this school.

The fuck is with all this green? I can't activate my Innocence at all here, either.

This is fucking bullshit.

Tch, another day, another fucking first year thinking I'm a girl.

Enjoy the bottom of the trashcan, you little shit.

Valentine's day wasn't as bad as I thought...Watching Lady stuff her face with all the chocolate was rather amusing. Tch, watch it woman or you'll end up breaking out.

Need to practice more Quidditch moves with team mates but seems those lazy fuckers would rather bicker and bitch then do anything. Che, annoying.

Edit: To the rest of you asshats that gave me chocolate, ha ha, fuckers...

-Suckered in as well into an outfit thanks to Cirucci, handing out chocolates to people with a rather sour look on his face-

...I hate this.

What the FUCK you dumb ass Dog. I'm not a fucking girl...SHOO.

Find someone else to follow!

[Private to Self//UNhackable]

Shit, never been good at this whole romantic crap...Few ideas but they all seem so fucking retarded when I play them over again.

Che, can't believe I'm about to do this....

[Private]

[Private to Cirucci//Unhackable]

...What the fuck is a good romantic thing to do for this fucking holiday? Something other then the candy and chocolate shit.

[/Private]

One more first year tries to pull my hair and I swear they're getting knocked down every fucking staircase in this castle.

-Sitting beside Lady at dinner time, thankful he hasn't started busting out again in singing. Which is promptly settled by him turning to her to ask for something only to have something else come out of his mouth in song.-

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